A New Record For Me

For the first time in nearly my entire life, I have to update which home I’ve lived in for the longest time.

When I was born, my parents lived in the Dan Patch Apartment building right on the border between Burnsville and Savage. So, right from the start, that’s where I lived for most of my (very brief) life.

But on August 1st of that year, when I was a measly 50 days old, we moved into a mobile home: Lot #24 in Camelot Acres Mobile Home Park in Burnsville.

By late September, I was 100 days old and, concurrent with that milestone, I set a new record for where I’d lived the longest – a record that increased in length with each passing day.

My family and I, which eventually went on to include my younger sister, lived there for the next 7 years. In fact, we lived there for 7 years, 8 months, and 20 days.

Over the next few decades, I lived in a variety of homes: at my grandparents’ home, another mobile home, townhomes, apartments, and actual houses. But I never lived in any of them longer than I’d lived in that first mobile home. The closest I came was the 6 years and 7+ months that we lived in another mobile home.

Until lately.

By last spring, the current house I live in moved up to second place on my list of longest-lived-in residences, and by September I had, for only the second time in my life, observed a 7-year anniversary in one residence.

And, finally, today, I can say that the longest I’ve ever lived in one place is right now. Because now I have lived in my house for 7 years, 8 months, and 21 days.

Happy milestone to me.

 

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A Good Evening

Last Thursday evening was a good evening.

First, after work, I went to my daughter’s school. She played two roles in the school play Crumpled Classics. It was a play-within-a-play, where the main plot was that the students were trying to present some classic stories (Romeo & Juliet, King Arthur) to the school principal but, of course, their take on each classic was, well, crumpled. Isla had a smaller role in The Phantom of the Opera act, but her show stealing role was as the school principal. Isla really put her all into the role, and fully hammed it up as befitting a comedy. Her performance was made even funnier due to the fact that she was the shortest person in the play, and with students as old as 12th-graders in the play, their height difference was very noticeable. It was good fun, and I was very proud of my talented little 3rd-grader!

Afterward, we got ice cream from McDonald’s.

Then, after that, I went to The Rock Band Experience to hear my buddy Ryan perform in a Neil Young cover band.  Mercifully, the venue was not in downtown Minneapolis, so that made for a pleasant experience even before I arrived. But the venue was great, the acoustics were excellent, there were free snacks and free beer, and the intimate venue made for a concert experience that I absolutely loved. Owen came with me, and we sat in the front row watching Ryan channel his inner-Rhett on drums. When the set was completed, I shouted “Encore!” and the band agreed to a replay of “Cinnamon Girl” as long as everyone joined them on stage singing vocals.

Well, only about 5-7 audience members took the opportunity to run up on stage, but Owen and I were among them.

Here’s the cool thing:

On January 19, 1992, I was present when Ryan performed “Cinnamon Girl” along with a few other friends. I even videotaped the recording. Here’s a picture of Ryan on that day:

Cinnamon Girl January 92

I never would have imaged that, twenty-seven years, three months, and six day later, I would be at an equally fun encore. Here’s Ryan last Thursday:

Cinnamon Girl April 19

Yeah! The band did great! Ryan did great! The play was great! Isla was great! Sometimes – every once in a long, long while – life turns out to be surprisingly fucking awesome.

I haven’t really had a good day in at least two months. And I’m hard-pressed to say any day I went to work makes for a good day. So let’s just say it was a good evening.

 

 

 

 

 

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What I Need Now

There’s suddenly a strong impetus to finish some projects around the house.

If you’re one of the one or two people who ever visit this blog, you’ve probably noticed I spend quite a bit of time on improving my house. Though there are some frustrating moments (and jobs), for the most part, I enjoy it. I like figuring out how to do something – or using the skills and tools I’ve accumulated during my two decades of adulthood to make my house better – and I take pride in the end results.

Owen is slated to move into the basement. I have been down there a lot in the past 6 months trying to bring it up to readiness for him to live in. Jennifer has spent a lot of time down there, too, including several hours this past Friday. Around Xmas time, I started telling Owen he would hopefully be able to move in to his new room around the time of his birthday. But his birthday is now less than a month away, and there’s just no way the room will be ready by then. Actually, it’s not even a “room” yet.

Of course, the room doesn’t have to be fully completed for him to move down there, but the walls and floor need to be completed. And I can’t finish the walls – or even build the ones that need building – until new mortar is purchased and applied to the two outer walls and electrical is run through the inner walls.

Time and money. It’s always goddam time and money.

Lately, my friends have been really good friends – inviting me over for a beer, meeting me at a pub for a beer, or coming over to my house for a beer. That’s all great – and if you’re one of my friends who have done that, I certainly appreciate it. But it doesn’t get anything done. In fact, the beer probably makes me just feel worse.

Last week, I met up with a friend for a meal. I didn’t drink any alcohol, and after eating we played billiards and then bowled two games. I liked that because we actually did something – we got up off our butts and did a physical activity. So that was a step in the right direction.

But the best thing is actual progress on projects. If I’m gonna get together with someone, I want them to help me with a home-improvement project. Or I want to go to their house to help them with a project. I’m trying to get some stuff done. I need to get some stuff done. But it’s just not happening.

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Hurt

Beneath the stains of time,
The feelings disappear.
You are someone else,
I am still right here.

What have I become,
My sweetest friend?
Everyone I know,
Goes away in the end…

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7½ Years in My House

As of this week, I’ve lived in my home for 7½ years. As I’ve done semi-annually since moving in, I will hereby provide an update on improvements made to my home in the past six months.

By the way, if you’re interested, here’s the blog post detailing what Jennifer and I did during the six months prior to these most recent six months.

UPSTAIRS BATHROOM

-Replaced sink and vanity

Bathroom Sink 1 Bathroom Sink 2

 

Here’s the vanity as it’s looked for the past 7 years.
Bathroom Sink 3

 

 

 

 

Here it is with sink and back splash removed.

 

 

 

Here, you can see we’ve cleaned up and painted the wall.

 

 

 

IMG_1740And here’s the finished vanity. New tap, too.

 

 

 

 

 

-Removed shelf and tiles above tub. Notice the area to the right of the vanity; we tore out the adjacent shelf that was there, which also meant busting out the tiles. I purchased new tiles for this spot, but have not installed them yet. You’ll see that in the next home improvement update (I hope).

DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM

-Replaced bathroom fan
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See below for more details on this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Replaced cartridge in shower knob.

I’m pretty proud of myself for this one. As long as I’ve lived here, the shower has leaked – unless I turn the knob all the way toward the cold water, which I was careful to do after each shower. But several months ago, it began leaking all the time. So, I took apart the spigot and knob, and purchased a new cartridge for it. I managed to get it completely backwards the first time – turning the knob toward HOT yielded cold water – but then I quickly fixed it.

BASEMENT

-Removed rest of sheetrock, a small wall near the circuit breaker box, and wood panels from the ceiling.

-Rerouted exhaust vents.

Okay, this is gonna take some explaining.

There are two exhaust vents in the basement, one is from the bathroom fan, and the other is from the dryer. Both had ductwork that led them along the ceiling, over the laundry area, and then out a window, as you can see here:

Bathroom Fan 1

As you can see here, it was really ugly. The two vents went right out through a window; a thin piece of tin around the ductwork sort of kept out the weather. But it wasn’t sealed right – I had to use duct tape to hold it to the window frame (that’s the blue strip you see), and it blocked out the light. And did I mention it was ugly? Removing the vents is easy enough, but the issue is: where will they exhaust instead? This leads me to…

-Removed iron pipes embedded in walls

In between the ceiling beams in the basement, there was a 2-foot long iron pipe embedded in the wall, just above the washing machine. There was also a 5-foot long pipe in the spare room of the basement, also embedded in the wall. Here’s what one of them looked like:

Dryer 3

 

Really ugly, right? Well, I removed both of them. This required smashing them with a mallet from both sides, until they came loose.

 

 

Here’s the long one:

Bathroom Fan 5

Look at it! It’s nearly as tall as me! I took it to a metal recycler and got $4 for it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s the shorter one:

Dryer 6

 

 

 

 

 

 

And here’s what the hole in my house looked like after removing that shorter one:

Dryer 5 Dryer 4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, then I rerouted the bathroom fan. This actually necessitated a new fan – which I’m grateful for, as the last one did little more than make noise. My new one is much better quality.

Here’s the vent leading between the beams to the hole I created in the side of my house:

Bathroom Fan 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And here’s what it looks like outside:

Bathroom Fan 3Bathroom Fan 4Here, you can see I’ve prepared the area by installing a classy white frame around the hole; fully caulked.

 

 

 

And here’s the completed project.

 

 

 

 

 

So then the basement window looked like this for about a month:

Dryer 2Here, you can see I no longer needed the lower duct, since I had rerouted it to the other side of the basement, but I was still using the upper duct, which served the dryer.

Eventually, I rerouted that one, too.

 

 

Here’s the view from outside that window:

Dryer 7In the top left of this image, you can see where the dryer now vents. That window is no longer blocked with tape and tin anymore, either, as I took one day during Xmas break to replace it with an actual window pane. Sorry, I don’t have a photo!

 

 

-Replaced broken window pane

You can’t tell from looking at the photo above, but the inner pane on the right side of the window was cracked. I removed it and put in a new one.

-Installed cover over electrical box.

On the ceiling, near the laundry room light, there was an exposed electrical light. I had duct-taped over it years ago, but the tape eventually peeled off. Below, you can see the exposed box, and how it appears now – safe and covered.

Electrical Box 1Electrical Box 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-Removed particle board shelving.

SPARE ROOM:

-Installed egress window.

Probably the most significant alteration to my house in these last 6 months was the installation of an egress window, which included loads of help from Owen (who helped me dig the trench), and my friend Jason, who knew what to do. Here are some photos from the project:

Egress 1

Here’s a view from outside the window – I had just begun work to dig a 4-ft trench for the window.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Egress 2And here’s what it looked like indoors prior to beginning.

There’s a piece of plywood outside to minimize the cold coming in (it was a cooler November day when I did this). The tape on the wall indicates where I’ll need to jackhammer to create a large enough space for the new window.

 

 

 

Egress 3Here we are about an hour into the project. The old window is gone, and I have jackhammered a hole underneath.

 

 

 

 

 

Egress 4This is my buddy Jason doing some fine-tuning on cutting the hole to the proper size. Look at all that rubble!

 

 

 

 

 

Egress 5Here’s a better image of the rubble. Not sure why there’s a level on it. We probably just didn’t have anywhere else to set it.

 

 

 

 

 

Egress 7Holy basement, Batman!

In the bottom left, you can see the frame we constructed for the new window.

 

 

 

Egress 8Jason is seen here completing the frame.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Egress 10 Egress 14And now the frame is up! Owen is standing outside the hole to demonstrate its size.

 

 

 

 

Egress 16 Egress 17And here’s the window completely installed. Obviously, some work still needs to happen to finish the wall around the frame, and to properly landscape the outside, but this is how it sits right now. I’ll do more once it’s warmer.

-Removed sheetrock from walls

-Removed mortar from walls

Surprise! The previous owner used the wrong mortar to seal up the basement walls, so we are in the process of chiseling and jackhammering off the old mortar, which will be replaced with proper, breathable, lime mortar. It’s still a work-in-progress, but here are some images of the job so far:

Jen at Work 2 IMG_1742At left, Jennifer is bleaching off black mold, which we were positively delighted to discover underneath the sheetrock. At right, you can see the wall about 80% completed – that white stuff in the upper left has to go.

OUTSIDE:

-Landscaped area around dinosaur.

Yeah, you read that right: I have a sauropod in my yard. And it’s awesome.

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-Stained fence.

-Cut fence posts to match height of cross beam.

Fence 1

Here, you can see a half stained fence, and you can see that the posts extend higher than the cross beam.

 

 

 

Here, you can see Jennifer using a sawzall to cut one of the posts to make it flush with the crossbeams.

Fence 2Fence 3

 

 

 

 

 

 

And here’s the fence completely stained, and with the posts cut flush with crossbeams.

 

 

 

GARAGE

-Installed tar paper on lower west side of outside wall.

There was just ugly sheet metal on it before. I removed all of that and installed tar paper, which is the first step in getting new siding on that portion of the garage. Which I intend to do this summer.

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