{"id":5857,"date":"2025-06-05T13:13:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-05T18:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/?p=5857"},"modified":"2025-06-07T20:49:41","modified_gmt":"2025-06-08T01:49:41","slug":"the-poignancy-of-the-last-popsicle-picnic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/2025\/06\/the-poignancy-of-the-last-popsicle-picnic\/","title":{"rendered":"The Poignancy of the Last Popsicle Picnic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">On Monday, June 2nd, I attended an end-of-the-year picnic that Emmett&#8217;s elementary school holds annually. It was his antepenultimate day of school and, at 12:30, a bus drove the kids to a local city park, and I met them there. We had lunch, the kids played in a splash pool and on the playground and, as always, there were popsicles for everyone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All the elementary school teachers were there, and some of the paras. A few other parents attended as well, including Emmett&#8217;s mom. And here&#8217;s the deal: His mom and I have been in attendance at every popsicle picnic since 2016, making this our 10th consecutive popsicle picnic. This is because we started attending when Isla was in kindergarten. For a couple years, both she and Emmett were in the elementary school. Then, once Isla moved on to middle school, we continued attending for Emmett. In fact, we&#8217;ve attended more than anyone else, because all the current teachers and paras weren&#8217;t there when Isla began kindergarten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And&#8230;I gotta say&#8230;it was kinda sad. Emmett just turned 11, and now he&#8217;s done with elementary school. And I have no more little kids and I won&#8217;t be attending anymore popsicle picnics. It&#8217;s the end of an era! Lately, I&#8217;ve noticed how so many of the duties of parenting little kids have fallen away. For that, I&#8217;m happy &#8211; because I didn&#8217;t like some of it (I&#8217;m thinking of diaper changing here), and other parts of it got tiring (such as the need for constant supervision). So, really, I&#8217;m glad my kids aren&#8217;t little anymore. But some aspects of raising little kids were really great, and I will miss those &#8211; I already do miss those. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I think the popsicle picnic essentially marked the last of the parenting-little-kids stuff that I ever get to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Monday, June 2nd, I attended an end-of-the-year picnic that Emmett&#8217;s elementary school holds annually. It was his antepenultimate day of school and, at 12:30, a bus drove the kids to a local city park, and I met them there. We had lunch, the kids played in a splash pool and on the playground and, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-current-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6032,"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5857\/revisions\/6032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}