{"id":5515,"date":"2017-02-12T22:28:59","date_gmt":"2017-02-13T04:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/?p=5515"},"modified":"2017-02-15T10:52:32","modified_gmt":"2017-02-15T16:52:32","slug":"2017-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/2017\/02\/2017-4\/","title":{"rendered":"2017: Happy with Bust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most days lately, Jennifer asks me if I&#8217;ve heard about a recent development in the national political scene. There&#8217;s a bevy of stuff to discuss: Every day either Trump is doing something stupid, trying to explain something stupid, or experiencing the fallout of something stupid. Every unfurled incident seems to be a step toward impeachment or resignation. And though I agree that his failure is virtually inescapable, it&#8217;s unsettling to live in a world where I am looking forward to a Pence presidency.<\/p>\n<p>In the rare case there aren&#8217;t any executive branch snafus during a given 24-hour period, Jennifer tells me about the protests around the country. I know about these, usually, but she&#8217;s always tied to social media and has a real-time approach to the events. I gave up social media in November, figuring I&#8217;d wait until someone noticed. After several weeks and no one noticed, I figured that was typical. I guess I just don&#8217;t care what people have for breakfast, and I&#8217;m not interested in arguing with people I haven&#8217;t seen in twenty years.<\/p>\n<p>So one day, a bunch of constituents showed up at one Senator&#8217;s house and demanded he stop acting like a baby. Another day, lawyers set up shop in the airport, hoping to score income from the downtrodden who can&#8217;t get back into the country. It goes on and on like that.<\/p>\n<p>Thinking I had some information Jennifer didn&#8217;t, I told her someone put up a large &#8220;Resist Trump&#8221; banner on the foot bridge over I-94. She said another one of our neighbors put up an &#8220;All are Welcome Here&#8221; sign, and I told her the woman across the street taped an &#8220;I Stand With Planned Parenthood&#8221; sign in her porch window. &#8220;It was too small for me to read it,&#8221; I explained, &#8220;so I got out the binoculars to see it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jennifer asked if I had seen the &#8220;All Are Welcome&#8221; mural on the park fence a few blocks away. A few neighbors tied colored rags to the chain link, slowly morphing from one hue to the next unto the three words and a heart icon formed a complete Roy G. Biv rainbow. &#8220;It&#8217;s kind of a contradiction emblazoning &#8216;all are welcome&#8217; on a fence,&#8221; I said, trying to be smart, &#8220;Since a fence, pretty much by definition, is saying someone&#8217;s not welcome.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jennifer didn&#8217;t like the joke, and said that fence is to ensure the children from the local elementary school don&#8217;t run off the grounds onto the streets.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I hope all this stuff amounts to something,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It will,&#8221; Jennifer said, with uncharacteristic optimism. &#8220;The country really isn&#8217;t taking this anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I wish they would&#8217;ve woken up four months ago. People are so like that. They wait until it&#8217;s too late, then they try to fix the problem.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I then drew several parallels to history &#8211; the Nazis, of course; Nixon, of course; Bush v. Gore, of course &#8211; and point out that most adults don&#8217;t even have the wherewithal to recall the important events from the previous summer, much less the previous election cycles or previous decades.<\/p>\n<p>Jennifer said this time it might be different. &#8220;There&#8217;s social media now. People can find out about everything, right away. And they can travel faster and get information out quickly, and they&#8217;re calling out those stupid congressmen who don&#8217;t do their jobs. No one&#8217;s happy now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, some people are happy. Trump supporters are happy &#8211; some of my coworkers think he&#8217;s Jesus, for Christ&#8217;s sake. And all those Bernie-or-Bust supports must be happy. They didn&#8217;t get Bernie, but at least they got Bust.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She did\u00a0like that joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most days lately, Jennifer asks me if I&#8217;ve heard about a recent development in the national political scene. There&#8217;s a bevy of stuff to discuss: Every day either Trump is doing something stupid, trying to explain something stupid, or experiencing the fallout of something stupid. 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