{"id":5483,"date":"2017-01-22T23:55:46","date_gmt":"2017-01-23T05:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/?p=5483"},"modified":"2017-01-26T07:45:26","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T13:45:26","slug":"2017-the-weekend-of-enervation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/2017\/01\/2017-the-weekend-of-enervation\/","title":{"rendered":"2017: The Weekend of Enervation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the first full day after the bad guy became our nation&#8217;s 45th figurehead, Jennifer attended a Women&#8217;s March downtown. She says that now&#8217;s the time to make a difference in the world, to be kind to people, volunteer, stand up for what&#8217;s right, and take action. So, with a knitted hat emblazoned with NASTY, I dropped off my wife and her mother this morning to go out and make a difference.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I kept three kids fed and calm while attempting to maintain a modicum of sanity. I took Owen to Lego League. The season is over for them, but they had one more meeting to say goodbye for the season. I filmed the boys&#8217; robot run, while trying to keep Isla and Emmett quiet and happy.<\/p>\n<p>Later, I took Isla to a kitchen to make food for homeless people. We arrived with a can of corn, a can of beans, and four onions, which Isla carried in a weird mermaid bag.<\/p>\n<p>The other volunteers could, I think, sense that I wasn&#8217;t their altruistically, despite Jennifer&#8217;s decree. One of them, recognizing me from last spring, said, &#8220;Hey, you didn&#8217;t wait until the end of the school year this time, did you?&#8221; She was referring to the fact that Isla, as per her school&#8217;s policy, is supposed to engage in some sort of community volunteer work during the school year. Being a competent father, I waited until about six weeks before the end of the school year, and took her to this kitchen to help make food.<\/p>\n<p>In the evening, Jennifer declared she was spent and frazzled and not able to do anything else for the next day or so. I prevailed upon her to make popcorn, though. As she was pouring the popcorn from the big mixing bowl into smaller serving bowls, I said, &#8220;Just leave some in that big bowl, and I&#8217;ll use that one.&#8221; I figured that was a way to save on dishes. &#8220;Just leave me alone,&#8221; she snapped, &#8220;I&#8217;ve already got all the bowls out. I&#8217;ll wash them, anyways.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Today turned out to be a completely boring day. Despite Jennifer&#8217;s reiterated comment that she didn&#8217;t want to do anything today, she listed off five things that she needed to do. I offered to do some of them, in exchange for her putting a coat of paint on the trim that&#8217;s sitting out in the basement, but she got mad and reminded me she had told me not to ask her to do that. So, it was an unpleasant day.<\/p>\n<p>A lazy day, too. That, of course, does fit in with my goal of being lazier this year, but I find it tough to implement in practice. I farted around the house, taking care of very tiny things &#8211; I prided myself in putting away a few papers into the file cabinet, and boldly deciding I no longer needed our tax papers from 2008. Later, I wiped the dust off some picture frames.<\/p>\n<p>For lunch, we all had leftovers. I had the remainder of our potato casserole, and as I was about to scoop it into a plate, Jennifer said, &#8220;You can just eat it out of that bowl, to save on dishes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yeah,&#8221; I said, &#8220;good idea.&#8221; So I did. Then I washed all the dishes.<\/p>\n<p>Later, Jennifer went to the grocery store. I stayed home all day and that, in an fundamental way, tells me I should view today as a good day, but it wasn&#8217;t. I went to bed early, fixing my blankets just right, I curled up and turned over under my heavy blanket, tried to read some Wikipedia on my phone, got bored, went to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the first full day after the bad guy became our nation&#8217;s 45th figurehead, Jennifer attended a Women&#8217;s March downtown. She says that now&#8217;s the time to make a difference in the world, to be kind to people, volunteer, stand up for what&#8217;s right, and take action. 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