{"id":2144,"date":"2011-09-27T07:06:34","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T12:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/?p=2144"},"modified":"2011-09-27T07:06:34","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T12:06:34","slug":"accidents-and-coincidences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zimmerscope.com\/Verbisaurus\/2011\/09\/accidents-and-coincidences\/","title":{"rendered":"Accidents and Coincidences"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Thursday, 22 September 2011<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Today, in an effort to chill out after the stress of flying, I took the day off of work. I drove Owen to school this morning and narrowly avoided getting into an accident.<\/p>\n<p>We were headed west-bound towards a busy intersection. The street we were driving on almost always has the red light at this particular intersection but at this particular moment there happened to be a green light. So, without slowing, I proceeded to drive through the intersection. A vehicle coming from the opposite direction was attempting to make a left. It was a pick-up truck and he evidently had no plans to yield to oncoming traffic.<\/p>\n<p>Once I saw that he was not going to wait for me, I slammed on my brakes and swerved to avoid being hit. He finally saw me and likewise swerved. The look on his face was pretty funny, actually.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, we didn&#8217;t get into an accident, and I was able to proceed west towards Owen&#8217;s school. Owen didn&#8217;t even notice that we came <em>this close<\/em> to being involved in a motor vehicle accident; he just kept yammering on about something astronomy related.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Friday, 23 September 2011<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After a grueling week of work, in which I attended a class at a swanky hotel in Atlanta and then took a vacation day, I partook in a department outing today.<\/p>\n<p>First, we met for lunch at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lordfletchers.com\/\">Lord Fletcher&#8217;s<\/a>, a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka known for their good food and slow service. While there, I bumped into my cousin-in-law. It happened like this:<\/p>\n<p>I was walking into the dining area of the restaurant, following a couple of my co-workers. Ahead of us was a table of a dozen people and one of them called out to one of my co-workers. My co-worker immediately looked over and, noticing the guy that called his name, diverted over to say hello. I didn&#8217;t think much of it; after all, every once in a while someone is bound to coincidentally bump into someone they know, right? Well, from the very same table, I then hear a woman calling out my name. I look over and stare at her for a second. I am terrible at recognizing people out of context. A few months ago, for instance, Jennifer and I saw our chiropractor at Target and it took a good 10 seconds before I recognized her out of her &#8216;normal&#8217; domain.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I finally realized this was my wife&#8217;s cousin, so I went over and gave her a hug. Turns out, she was also at an outing with her department. More coincidentally, she does the same thing at her job as I do at mine and thus many of her co-workers knew many of mine. How funny is that?<\/p>\n<p>After lunch, we went out on a boat on the lake. It was cold, but I had a fun time. When we returned to the dock, my cousin-in-law&#8217;s group invited us over to their boat (which had also docked). I got in the boat and sat with them for a spell. They offered me a beer, which I declined, and then one of them said, &#8220;Ah, I see you aren&#8217;t related by blood.&#8221; I assured them that normally I would love another beer, but that I had to drive home, and they all seemed to think this further proved my cousin-in-law and I did not share any blood-relations.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Saturday, 24 September 2011<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So, I have this really unimportant goal of visiting all 50 states. I&#8217;ve been to 19 of them, which isn&#8217;t a bad start, really. But here&#8217;s the sad thing: I haven&#8217;t been to a new state since 1998.<\/p>\n<p>A few days ago, as I&#8217;ve noted above, Jennifer, Isla and I were in Atlanta. This afforded both Jennifer and Isla with a new state on their respective checklists, but I had already been to Georgia once before: I drove through the state on my way to and from Florida back in 1991, even spending the night in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cityofmacon.net\/\">Macon<\/a>. Isla has now been to three states (Wisconsin and, obviously, Minnesota are the other two). Owen has been to five states: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois, and Florida. And during the past decade, Jennifer has added three new states to her list: Florida in 2003, Washington in 2009, and Georgia as of earlier this week. But I haven&#8217;t logged any new states in 13 years.<\/p>\n<p>In my defense, it&#8217;s getting harder and harder. I&#8217;ve certainly gone on my share of vacations here in the 21st century, but I seem to keep revisiting states I&#8217;ve already been to before. I&#8217;ve been to two new Canadian provinces (Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island in 2001) and even a new country (The Bahamas in 2004), but I just can&#8217;t seem to get myself to a new state.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to try to do something about that during this decade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday, 22 September 2011 Today, in an effort to chill out after the stress of flying, I took the day off of work. I drove Owen to school this morning and narrowly avoided getting into an accident. We were headed west-bound towards a busy intersection. 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