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My 30th to 32nd Favorite Motion Pictures

32. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Okay, if it seems kind of blasphemous to rank this movie higher than Citizen Kane that’s because 1) it is blasphemous and, 2) this is a list base on how much I enjoyed viewing a particular movie. If this list was based on how much respect I have for a movie, or how influential it is, then the rankings would be decidedly different. But, nope, this list is just based on how much I enjoyed spending my time in front of a screen watching a piece of celluloid And to that, I say, Napoleon is flippin’ sweet.
A small movie such as this is fun for its details; I loved watching each character go about their own little bizarre – and yet, somehow familiar – worlds. The quirky humor started right off after the clever opening credits. I instantly liked this movie and often had to wipe the tears off my face from laughing so hard.
Why not rank it higher? ‘Cause, I’ll rank it however I want. God.

31. The Godfather, parts I and II (1972 – 1974)
This pair of movies – essentially one movie cut up into two parts – has everything going for it. Every actor is of the highest quality, and yet they all look so different from one another that I did not spend the bulk of the film trying to keep track of who was who. The movies have so many great, iconic scenes, it’s tough to narrow the list down. These are absolutely flawless, refined pieces of entertainment. And, in a very rare move, part two not only enhances and enriches the story begun in part one, but it actually surpasses the first part.
Why not rank it higher? All its brilliance aside, I’m just not into gangster movies. Like westerns, I don’t eschew them simply on account of their genre, but it takes a lot more for me to “get into” them. Also, they’re a little on the long side; I think both movies could be made better by chopping out about twenty minutes.

30. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
This is one wild head trip. The story is surreal and non-linear. I’m such a sucker for non-linear story-telling. The plot is unique; I have never seen anything similar to it either before or since. ‘Eternal Sunshine’ manages to dazzle you with it’s originality and it’s poignancy. The fact that this movie was able to wrap such profound loss, emotional tenderness, and hope in such a self-consciously stylized package of science fiction is absolutely amazing. The use of vibrant coloring and quick camera movement give the film a very involving first hand feeling. On a personal note, by the time I saw this movie I was sick of Jim Carey and his Ace Ventura routine. This, coupled with The Truman Show showed that he can put that crap behind him and make some good flicks.
Why not rank it higher? Way too much hand-held camera! I think I was nauseous when I saw this on the big screen. And too many people in their underwear.

My 33rd to 35th Favorite Motion Pictures

35 – Babe (1995)
Talking animals generally don’t equal a great time at the theater, but Babe somehow manages to rise above the genre and become a memorable, one-of-a-kind film that runs a lot deeper than one would first suspect. It’s poiniant, positive, beautiful and original. And it’s spliced up into bite-sized chapters with mice coming along to narrate. James Cromwell is the lead (human) actor and, as his first name implies he is very good as what he does. One more great reason to see this film: It was banned in Malaysia.
Why not rank this higher? That’s a tough one. I’d have to go with the fact that it’s a bit slow in places and the story, while certainly very well-crafted and likable, is a simple one. Man, maybe I should rank this higher.

34 – Mary Poppins (1964)
The best-selling film of 1964 was the final film Walt Disney himself produced (and it shows – before 1964: Disney = good; after 1964: Disney = lousy). So many elements combine to make this a success that it’s impossible to single out one reason why I love it, but I think I can name three: Great songs, great human-animation segment and a very anti-capitalism message.
Why not rank this higher? Because it’s just a fun movie. Well-made, and fun, but nothing more.

33 – Citizen Kane (1941)
Citizen Kane is a masterpiece. Nearly every critic loves this film, and many place it on the top of their lists of all-time best films. And it is awesome. It’s brilliant. Thre’s so much to love about the cinematography: the opening gothic scenes of Kane’s fog-enshrouded mansion, the bizarre filming of Kane’s death, the news-report reel that explains his life and death, the scene that takes us through a neon sign, the deep-focuses, the over-lapping dialogue, the oblique angles (in one scene, we witness the action from below the floor), the montage of Kane’s failing marriage depicted by an ever-growing distance at the breakfast table. And the story itself is gripping, too: the title character dies in the first five minutes, the mystery of his final words, and on and on and on.
Why not rank this higher? Like other films from that era (such as Gone With the Wind), Citizen Kane suffers on the small screen. I’ve viewed it twice on TV and once in the theater and the difference was stunning. Also, much of the love given to Citizen Kane is due to its not being sentimental (a rarity at the time) and its innovative filming techniques. These are noteworthy things, to be sure, but here, in 2007, they don’t make a film stand out as much as they did back then.

My 36th – 38st Favorite Motion Pictures

38. Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Stanley Kubrick gets a lot of attention for films such as “2001”, “The Shining” and “Eyes Wide Shut”. While I’m not saying those are bad films, I am saying they all pale compared to the over-the-top insane juggernaut of a motion picture that is Dr. Strangelove. The absurdity of superpower posturing is never more focrefully – and hilariously – brought home. The inestimable Peter Sellers plays not one, not two, but three roles, to which I say: More! As the films escalates in suspense and parody through its 93 minutes, it only gets more and more and more nutty, culminating in what is quite likely the ultimate trigger-happy male’s fantasy…which I won’t give away for those who haven’t seen this flick.
Why not rate this higher? It’s a one-trick pony, to put it gently. The film suceeds because it know when to end, but it still could use a little more depth.

37. Schindler’s List (1993)
Steven Spielberg gets a lot of attention for, well, everything he ever touches. But for “Schindler’s List”, he really deserves the accolades this time. The layered picture immediately drops the viewer in the panic of the moment in history that was Nazi Germany. The black-and-white graniness and the hand-held shots lend an immediacy and chaos that instantly compliments and enhances the storyline. I found myself gasping in horror at the senseless murders, the lack of human rights and the fight for every life that so many good people had to go through on a daily basis.
Why not rate this higher? Okay, it’s a little long. In comparison to the book of the same title, it just doesn’t hold up as well. Worst of all, Spielberg seems to be beating us over the head with an over-glorification of Schindler himself during the final 15 minutes of the film. Chill out, Stevie, I get the picture: Schindler did a great thing.

36. The Abyss (1989)
James Cameron gets a lot of attention for Titanic and the Terminator movies. But in between the chick-flick and the testosterone-driven action movies, there’s one that stands above the others: The Abyss. I didn’t expect much when I first sat down to watch this picture, and it more than made up for my low expectations. Great suspense, great story, great special effects. There are so many great scenes in this film, especially the scene depicting the ship’s accidnetal fall into the (what else?) abyss and the drowning of Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio’s character. Oops, have I said too much? Guess I” stop there.
Why not rate this higher? The dialogue in The Abyss? Like every Cameron picture it’s very very very corny. It’s about an 8 on the cringe-worthy scale, with 1 being “not cringe-worthy at all” and 10 being “The Phantom Menace”.

My 39th – 41st Favorite Motion Pictures

41. Roots (1977)
Clocking in at 540 minutes puts an immediate strike against any motion picture, but this engaging story here kept me entralled from beginning to end. And here’s the amazing thing: this is a made-for-TV movie. Almost as a law of the universe, made-for-TV is synonymous with crappy, but yet again Roots rises above. The camera work is unprecedented for television, and there’s nary a second-rate actor in the whole (enormous) cast. I also appreciated the graphic depiction of the events, again a rarity for television.
Why not rate this higher? Well, maybe 540 minutes is a bit long. The series loses a little momentum once Kunta and Kizzy have left the scene. Oh – and Kizzy? Annoying.

40. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
I viewed this film becuase it had been the second film in history to win the ‘top five’ Oscars (Best Picture, Actor, Actress, Director and Screenplay). Normally, when I watch a film with such high expectations, it doesn’t hold up – but this one did. Great acting, a great story, and just about the best ending of any motion picture. Ever.
Why not rate this higher? Oh, look, it’s Jack Nicholson playing himself again. Man, I get so sick of that guy. Also, what happened in the 70s that caused cinematographers to forget what natural color was?

39. Notorious (1946)
Another classic Hitchcock, this one is filled with memorable scenes: The long kissing scene that skillfully subverts the production code of the time, the camera pan to the key in Bergman’s hand, the wine bottles, and especially the suspenseful, slow walk down the stairs of the mansion as Raines’ character looks on powerless. Even the very end, as Grant locks the car door – I smile in sheer delight at these skillfully crafted scenes. Laila Valente once said: “Notorious is one of the most romantic and sensual movies ever made. The continuous and rising tension between the two antagonists is almost tangible. Their desperate need of each other explodes in the ever-lasting kiss and the revelation of his love on Alicia’s death bed. Cary Grant has never been so dark and vulnerable.” Good call.

My 42nd – 44th Favorite Motion Pictures

44. The Sound of Music (1965)
Yeah, that’s right – The Sound of Freakin’ Music. Go ahead, laugh at me.
The truth is, this is one great motion picture. As a whole, I don’t like musicals. But I do have three musicals on my list, and this is one of them. Unlike most musicals, the songs in this picture do not seem to awkwardly retard the progression of the story; rather, they enhance it. The Sound of Music clocks in at a whopping 174 minutes. The first 100 minutes are just plain fun – the characters, the situations, and the music (of course). Suddenly, the film switches gears to a high suspense noirish drama. The songs vanish with the sunset, appearantly. I’ve heard people joke that it’s like two movies in one, and I see their point. Still: both ‘movies’ fit together into one great tale.

43. The Indiana Jones Trilogy (1981-1989)
Ah, yes, another trilogy. When I first viewed “Raiders of the Lost Ark”, I thought to myself: that was so much fun – that’s how every movie should be! Okay, so I don’t think every movie should be like that anymore, but if a studio is going to go through the trouble of financing a special-effects laden summer blockbuster with a big name star, they do well to emulate the tales of Dr. Jones. In fact, let me think of a better summer blockbuster trilogy…oh, that’s right, there isn’t one. Oh, wait there is one…but I’ll get to that later. Anyways, these three movies are made of non-stop seat-of-your-pants excitement wrapped around the most amazing treasure hunt in cinema history. Indiana gets into scrapes approximately every five seconds, and yet still, unbelievably, manages to escape alive. Pure fun. Pure adrenaline. And a little bit of history thrown in.

42. Office Space (1999)

The first time I watched this movie, I wrote it off as good, but not great. Then I got a job where I spent much of my time in a cubical. Then I watched the movie again, and decided it was just about the funniest thing I had ever seen. So, I admit it may not have the mass appeal that other films on this list may possess; but remember: this is my list of favorites. That being said, it’s worth a look for anyone who’s ever had a job. The first five minutes are priceless comedic celluloid, and there’s plenty more laughs during the next hour and a half. I, for one, even laughed at the lawyer’s name (Rob Newhouse – ha!) This is probably the most quotable movie on my list:
Bob: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: I wouldn’t say I’ve been *missing* it, Bob.