Cory: As you can imagine, it’s difficult to look up information of that sort online without having to sift through all sorts of smut. But here’s how I know that…

When I was a senior in high school, I took a class on Western civilization. A lady with some mummy experience came in to our class and showed us how mummies were wrapped, and how the organs were treated. At one point, a boy in the class raised his hand and said: “What happens to the penis?”
We all laughed, and then the woman said, “It just decomposes, just like everything else.”
He said: “But if you unwrapped a mummy, would it’s penis still be there, like the other body parts?”
She said: “Not likely, unlike other body parts, such as fingers or toes, there’s no bone down there.”
He said: “Speak for yourself.”
We all laughed again. Then she said: “Actually, the penis decomposes quite rapidly, as it’s just loose tissue, and it’s not individually wrapped to ensure preservation.”

Thank you so much for revealing the brief life span of our manhood. Now I’m going to be thinking about how easily a penis rots when I die.

“Water, fire, air and dirt
F['ing] magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherf['ing] lying, and getting me pissed”

SNL did a great Parody of it called, “Magical Mysteries”.